First of all...
Learn how to use the ease tool. It really helps smooth things out in animation.
Secondly, while NG is a bit of a harsh environment, what do you expect us to say? "GOOD JOB!! YOU MADE A FLASH! ZOMG DIS ROX." Uh, no. You made a flash that could have been better.
I'm glad to know that you don't like terrorists, but hey, if you're going to make a cartoon about it, make something quality, man. It's very apparent that you gave a good amount of effort, but just play around with flash some more, and keep workin' at it.
(Oh, and don't pull that "GET A GF OR WIFE/JOB LOLZ" crap with me, ok?)
Keep at it,
Monkey Box